Jacket

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1 Who?
2 Relations With Other Users
3 External Links

Who?

Jacket is a user of Subeta. Obviously.

Jacket Off Subeta

Jacket, also known as Justin-Andrew McClintock, or simply Justin, was born 17th July, 1986, in a hospital in London's East End. Where he still lives (in the East End, not the hospital, dolts). Incredibly flamboyant, Jacket is also openly gay. Very openly. In fact, it's been noted that he's only two steps or so from being the epitome of the gay male stereotype. He is also the eldest in a set of twins, and also has an older sister. Neither of his siblings play Subeta. Jacket is also actually, clinically insane, but that's all you need to know. Oh, and aside from his siblings and a few members of his extended family, Jacket really hates his family. They're not nice people. Which is why he had conflicting emotions when it was learned that his mother died in August of 2007.

When not on Subeta, Jacket has worked various jobs, such as a guitar repairman and desk clerk for an independently-owned and operated music store in North London, at a lumber warehouse, and now in the Customer Service department for a mobile phone company (isn't that FUN? *shot*).

Jacket owns two animals in real life: Sydney the cat and Gemma the corgi. Sybil the albino ferret was eaten by Monty the Burmese Python, and Monty was taken to the London Zoo in December of 2006. They will be sorely missed. Tim the Generic Feeder Bunny ran off one day and hasn't been seen since, which prompted the arrival of Gemma the corgi puppy.

Jacket has one of the filthiest minds of all the people he knows, online and off. He considers his brain (whenever he acknowledges that he has one, that is) to be in a state of what he refers to as 'perma-filth' - so filthy and perverted that not even industrial-strength bleach and a team of those wildlife rescuers that scrub oil from the fur of sea otters could get his brain even remotely clean.

On 17th July, 2008, Jacket married his boyfriend of (at that point) 13 months, thus prompting Jacket to change his surname from a horrid French, to a much better Irish.

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Jacket On Subeta

Jacket joined Subeta originally in 2004, three months before the infamous 'reset'. After the site went down, he forgot about Subeta (he hadn't gotten attached to it, anyhow), until Christmas of '04. Yes, he was milling around online on Christmas Day - mainly because he had nothing better to do. Jacket joined the reborn Subeta on 25th December, 2004. He's been thoroughly addicted since (although, as he's stated, his attentions tend to also roam elsewhere as of late).

On Subeta, Jacket used to frequent the Shoutbox until he began to seriously loathe a good deal of its newer inhabitants. Since then, his popularity - or perhaps notoriety - has been waning. Hired in late September or early October of 2005, Jacket also used to be a UA, or User Admin, on the staff, but he was fired/sacked after six months of employment in late March or early April '06. Occasionally, he misses some of the power he used to have, but otherwise, he doesn't regret being sacked. Mainly because he was considering resigning. He claims that Keith just did him a favour. He can now be found in the RIZON-run IRC channel, #subeta, and occasionally in the Shoutbox and Fourms.

Until January of 2007, Jacket collected ANYTHING pink, purple, rainbow/spectrum, pirate-related, potato, cookie, and tea-related, anything that had a possibly-perverted name, image, or description, feminine clothes, and a billion other things, as well as books. He finally gave up after two years upon the release of the human avatars, which meant that he'd have to take clothes from his gallery, stick them in wardrobe, and then grab all those same clothes to put them back in the gallery. And Jacket's too lazy to do that. Now, his only remaining galleries are dedicated to books, and to items that are Rarity-number 69.

Jacket is generally easy to get along with {and is very beloved by those that know him}, though he's been told he's got some 'elitist' vibes to his person, which apparently makes some users afraid to talk to him. Few people have ever managed to upset Jacket to the point where he'll never forgive them. Those people tended to have very bigoted opinions and were a waste of life, anyhow.

Whilst he does joke around and even poke fun at himself on occasion, Jacket does take himself very seriously. First-time meeters and recent friends may want to avoid joining in on his self-bashing until they get to know and befriend him, as he may find it rude - which thus damages the possibility of his liking them.

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Jacket's Pets

Jacket once had the ambition to create one pet for each colour in Subeta, without any species being repeated (no two Darkonites, Montres, etc). He chose the following:

Jacket was also infamous before the layout change for having successfully mimicked the typical user profile using the Gold Account profile priveleges... with such a profile, he displayed 33 'pets' - 18 of which were actually users.

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Relations With Other Users

Jacket is social. Perhaps a bit too much. Once a former resident of the Shoutbox, he now pretty much lives in the IRC. Where he often interrogates newcomers as to their gender, and their age. He could care less for where they are, or their orientation. This can probably be counted as harassment, but it's generally known that he's only playing around and really means nothing by it, even if he is crawling into the boxers of some unsuspecting Subeta IRC-newbie male.

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Concerning Keith

Many have wondered what Jacket's relationship concerning Keith is. After all, the two seem to like poking fun at one another often. Jacket has often stated that while he doesn't particularly hate Keith, Keith is far from being his favourite person on Subeta. Keith has done enough to annoy Jacket, particularly in the recent past (namely when Keith insisited Jacket move to the US and be his housemate). But they're getting along fine.

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Concerning Other Staff

Jacket admires many of the Staff, whom he worked with or knew on Subeta prior to their Staffiness. Like Mythica. Jacket loves that silly-headed Aussie. She looks a lot like his sister. They'd have babies together if he were straight. Or DebiLee. While she drove him insane for two years concerning items for his gallery, Jacket often claims that Debi should've been his mother instead, for she sweats sweatdroplets of awesome.

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Concerning Other Users

Jacket initially likes all users. Until they piss him off in some way, usually in a homophobic manner. Jacket's seemingly-infinite patience and easy-to-approach attitude were crucial in his being hired as a UA. He still exudes those attitudes and behaviours, only now on a smaller scale. Mainly because he's gotten tired of people that aren't close to him. Unfortunately, it was his getting too attached to certain users that led to his staffly downfall.

He occasionally goes all-out in helping newer members; just recently, he's taken to throwing semi-expensive elixirs at newer users, who, much to his chagrin, seem to opt for selling them. When he got rid of his massive gallery, Jacket placed 248 'super rare', 'rare' and 'retired' unbuyable items in the Donation Corner. He didn't care whether or not he recieved any thanks.

There are far too many regular users to mention where it concerns his friends. Suffice it to say that unless he's outwardly said that you annoy him greatly, Jacket loves you. ;D

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Concerning Musica

HAI, MUSICA. XD

Musica, or Music615, is one of the sweetest little girls Jacket knows. She's like the little sister he's never had (mainly because he theorises that his parents were too horrified after the birth of Jacket and his twin brother to want a fourth kid). She likes to hump his leg and demand children. And she's only 13. Jacket and Musica talk to each other over AIM quite often. Most notably, they spent an entire 27 hours or so once, just talking about nothing. XD

Basically, she's just special.

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