Subeta: Behind the Scenes

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Subeta: Behind the Scenes is a series of short faux interviews written by Xprimaleyesx. It started as a joke played on Quetzal when she was still the site's Artist Director. After she showed the short skit to other staff members, she was asked to keep writing more about other staff members. The collection of skits written came to be known as Subeta: Behind the Scenes as a joke of what really happens behind the scenes of Subeta. Xprimaleyesx has written all the skits and owns all of them. This Wikibeta is the only place she has allowed them to be reproduced, and she will add more here as she either writes or finds them. Disclaimer: None of these interviews actually took place. Well, the one with Succubus did. Otherwise, these are 100% fake. As far as you know.

Quetzal

XPrimalEyesX: -Stands outside of a reinforced steel door, covered in various hazard warning signs- Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Subeta: Behind the Scenes. For those of you just joining us, here we interview Subeta's staff to find out what they're really like off the site. Today we will be interview Subeta's Artist Director, Quetzal. -Pushes the doors open and walks into a laboratory, approaching Quetzal, who is dressed in a white lab coat, goggles, and encased in an airtight grey suit- Hello, Quetzal!

Quetzal: -Blinks- o_o; How did you get in here?

XPrimalEyesX: Door.

Quetzal: o_o; You shouldn't be able to get in here. You shouldn't even be able to breathe. This laboratory is under negative air pressure!

XPrimalEyes: Oh Quetzal, you and your crazy stories!

Quetzal: It isn't a crazy story! There's Ebola in here!

XPrimalEyesX: Of course there is. Now Quetzal, I hear you're the Artist Director. What's that like?

Quetzal: You know, there's an extra airsuit over here, you should really get into it...

XPrimalEyesX: Of course I should -Pats her head- So, Quetzal, what would you say is the hardest part of your job?

Quetzal: Well, I love working for Subeta and helping out the artists, but no one listens to m-

XPrimalEyes: So you love your job?

Quetzal: Well, yes, but no one listens to m-

XPrimalEyesX: There you have it folks! She loves her job! Tune in next week for another exciting episode of Subeta: Behind the Scenes! -Turns to leave, knocking open a petri dish-

Quetzal: SON OF A-

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